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"Easy does it, Ralph."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Sloth 10K.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

New Hampshire Minute

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

Snail Coach

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Amongst the rush.

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

"Apart from fifty foot away, where do you see yourself, say in the next three months?"

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses..."

Organic farm

Turtle crossing road: 'Phew! A couple time I saw my life crawl before my eyes.'

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

"Just follow me around for a day with a camera. It would make a great reality TV show. ... I'm serious."

'Life is too long not to worry.'

"We both want this relationship to last, so we're taking it slowly..."

'Had a go at that speed dating once...Wouldn't recommend it...'

'Don't worry -- we'll have you up and around in five or six years!'

Back Down

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

'Whoa, not so fast - What's a 'forest'?'

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

I hate it when those big rigs zoom past you like they own the road!

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

'It's caused from too much stress. Try slowing down even more.'

'Believe me, you don't know how lucky you are to be able to work at home.'

'First, you've got to learn to slow down...'

"I like to catch up over a coffee."

Sleep Therapy Center. Hey, guess what! I have rapid eye movement!

"If it's really important, I can send it by turtle mail."