Slow-paced Living Advocate T-Shirts

"Just follow me around for a day with a camera. It would make a great reality TV show. ... I'm serious."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Sloth 10K.

New Hampshire Minute

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"We need to walk."

Slow food restaurant

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Amongst the rush.

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses..."

"Apart from fifty foot away, where do you see yourself, say in the next three months?"

Organic farm

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

Back Down

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

'Had a go at that speed dating once...Wouldn't recommend it...'

'Whoa, not so fast - What's a 'forest'?'

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

'Life is too long not to worry.'

I hate it when those big rigs zoom past you like they own the road!

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

'Don't worry -- we'll have you up and around in five or six years!'

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

'It's caused from too much stress. Try slowing down even more.'