Slow-paced Lifestyle Lovers T-Shirts

"Urgent, you say? OK, meet you at the patio in two days."

Born to be Mild.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

'No sweat shop'

"Just follow me around for a day with a camera. It would make a great reality TV show. ... I'm serious."

'I can't believe you only lasted 3 days, 9 hours and 56 minutes.'

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

I wanna find out about your let to buy options!

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

Boris Bike

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

"I was involved in an awful accident, and was in a coma for three weeks. Half my life flashed before me!"

"I've always worked from home."

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."

'It's the call of the mild. Can I offer you a milky Cocoa?'

'Doing?'

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

'Better slow it down a bit.'

"Just shoot me if I ever take up power walking."

'It's an interesting effect: I tend to walk faster when I'm listening to Rock & Roll...'

It's an anti-tipping device, I thought of it while watching Drag-Racing on TV...

Cool Receptionist

Randy, if you could be ANY superhero, which one would you be? I'd be Randy-Man. He came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. He's slower than a speeding bullet, because he takes his time in all things. He can change the course of a lady's evening with a single smile. I don't think The Avengers would have much use for Randy-Man.

I wasn't screening my calls! I just can't make it to the phone before the machine picks up!

'On your mark...'