Slow-paced Lifestyle Lovers T-Shirts

"Urgent, you say? OK, meet you at the patio in two days."

Born to be Mild.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

'No sweat shop'

'I can't believe you only lasted 3 days, 9 hours and 56 minutes.'

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

"Just follow me around for a day with a camera. It would make a great reality TV show. ... I'm serious."

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

Boris Bike

I wanna find out about your let to buy options!

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."

"I was involved in an awful accident, and was in a coma for three weeks. Half my life flashed before me!"

"I've always worked from home."

'It's the call of the mild. Can I offer you a milky Cocoa?'

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

Cool Receptionist

'It's an interesting effect: I tend to walk faster when I'm listening to Rock & Roll...'

It's an anti-tipping device, I thought of it while watching Drag-Racing on TV...

"Just shoot me if I ever take up power walking."

'Better slow it down a bit.'

'On your mark...'

Who you don't want to get stuck behind in summer traffic.