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'Am I safe in assuming that your requirements do not include a formal dining room?'

Born to be Mild.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

'No sweat shop'

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

'His Dad was a couch potato.'

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

Scaffolding team watching TV.

'I'm a mantis. but not the praying sort.'

Summer Road Work

'I never let the stress of the job get me down.'

Meet the author of "The Art of Laziness"

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

Come in here if you don't like....

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."

'It's the call of the mild. Can I offer you a milky Cocoa?'