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It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

'Am I safe in assuming that your requirements do not include a formal dining room?'

Born to be Mild.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

'No sweat shop'

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

'They say pot makes you less motivated, but I've already been to Taco Bell eleven times today.'

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

'His Dad was a couch potato.'

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

Scaffolding team watching TV.

Summer Road Work

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

Come in here if you don't like....

'I never let the stress of the job get me down.'

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

Meet the author of "The Art of Laziness"

'I'm a mantis. but not the praying sort.'

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

'Doing?'

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

'It's the call of the mild. Can I offer you a milky Cocoa?'

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."