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"Raise what bar?"

'Ben's idea of backing a point is to call and say 'nice job'.'

Meet the author of "The Art of Laziness"

"They said I could be anything. . . so I became an under-achiever."

Born to be Mild.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

'No sweat shop'

I know hard work pays off in the long run, but goofing off has such immediate rewards!

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

'His Dad was a couch potato.'

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

Scaffolding team watching TV.

"I lost 5 pounds and you didn't even notice!"

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

'I'm a mantis. but not the praying sort.'

Come in here if you don't like....

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

'I never let the stress of the job get me down.'

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

Summer Road Work

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Ned Thompson, unpretentious wine taster.

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

'Doing?'

'It's the call of the mild. Can I offer you a milky Cocoa?'