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'His Dad was a couch potato.'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Mr. Punch in Venice

Unguided imagery

Taking it easy

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Sunbathing in the park

Lounging by the pool

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

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Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

'First of all, relax.'

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

"Summer Reading Group"

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

Born to be Mild.

'Mom's Spa'

Lighthouse Hammock.

"Thanks for seeing me on your vacation, Doctor."

Happy Retirement

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

Couch and Potato

"So that's what it means to unwind before dinner."

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"