Relaxed Lifestyle Seeker T-Shirts

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

Golfing Boss

Spa

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Working Holiday

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Cat in a flap

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Dog Park / Cat Park

"I love this time of day."

"It feels good to unwind..."

'Now here's a place I like!'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Uptight End"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Loofah Lady

'Fine. And you?'

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

Tunnel of TV

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

Gone Bookkeepin'

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."