Relaxed Retreat Seeker T-Shirts

Spring Training

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

Ocean sounds $1.00

"Ironically, this is the living room."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Spa

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Working Holiday

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Cat in a flap

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Dog Park / Cat Park

"I love this time of day."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"It feels good to unwind..."

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"Uptight End"

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"The new house is almost ready!"

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

Loofah Lady

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Scurile travels

Holiday Aerobics.