Romantic Retreat Seeker T-Shirts

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"I'm going on a retreat."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

'Separate rooms please, we're on our second honeymoon.'

Woman does a strip tease on a remote control.

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

Spring Training

Valentine for Guru.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish I could find it.'

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'I'm not sure we have a girl with THAT good a sense of humor.'

Sometimes you just have to wait for the magic of sea, sex and sand to kick in.

"I got married once - to avoid writing."

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

'When, Janice? When did our marriage start to go downhill?'

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

Ocean sounds $1.00

A fresh morning

"Can I see your license Sir?"

"Do you have anything that will make us as deliriously happy as the couple in this cruise magazine?"

'Yes, we'll have a second honeymoon but I'll have the headaches this time!'

I'm looking to settle down with a nice light bulb, should I try the internet.

"Ken bats left-handed, enjoys cultural as well as outdoor activities, and seeks a sensitive non-smoking woman for a lasting partnership that includes long walks, good music, and fielding practice."

'A room with a view! With a view to exacly what, sir?'

"Talk about your small world - they're the couple that asked us about a nice quiet place for a picnic!"

"It's fun, I guess. . . It's just not what I pictured when you asked if I wanted to go boating!"