Romantic Retreat Seeker Prints

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"I'm going on a retreat."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

'Separate rooms please, we're on our second honeymoon.'

Woman does a strip tease on a remote control.

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

Spring Training

Valentine for Guru.

Sometimes you just have to wait for the magic of sea, sex and sand to kick in.

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'I'm not sure we have a girl with THAT good a sense of humor.'

What classic movie comes to mind when I put my hands on your shoulders? "The Creature from the Black Lagoon."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish I could find it.'

"I got married once - to avoid writing."

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

'When, Janice? When did our marriage start to go downhill?'

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

Ocean sounds $1.00

A fresh morning

"Can I see your license Sir?"

Hoping for a little romance on his date with Cindy, Mike soon realized the pitfalls of dating a veterinarian's daughter.

"Do you have anything that will make us as deliriously happy as the couple in this cruise magazine?"

I'm looking to settle down with a nice light bulb, should I try the internet.

'Yes, we'll have a second honeymoon but I'll have the headaches this time!'

"Ken bats left-handed, enjoys cultural as well as outdoor activities, and seeks a sensitive non-smoking woman for a lasting partnership that includes long walks, good music, and fielding practice."

'A room with a view! With a view to exacly what, sir?'

"Talk about your small world - they're the couple that asked us about a nice quiet place for a picnic!"

"It's fun, I guess. . . It's just not what I pictured when you asked if I wanted to go boating!"