Relaxed Retreat Seeker Gifts

Spring Training

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

Ocean sounds $1.00

"Ironically, this is the living room."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Spa

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Working Holiday

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Cat in a flap

"It feels good to unwind..."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"I love this time of day."

Dog Park / Cat Park

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"Uptight End"

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"The new house is almost ready!"

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

Loofah Lady

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Scurile travels

"I finally found a stress ball adequate for my role."