Rest And Relaxation Seeker Gifts

"I need a gap year."

Is my old room ready? It will be nice to take a few years off and rest up!'

"My back is fine. My mind went out."

"Oops. My bad."

"At first glance, I may look like a lazy guy, but on the atomic level, I'm as busy as hell."

Men resting.

Golfing Boss

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Spa

Working Holiday

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Cat in a flap

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Dog Park / Cat Park

"I love this time of day."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'Now here's a place I like!'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Uptight End"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Loofah Lady

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'Fine. And you?'

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."