Outdoor Relaxation Seeker Gifts

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em...so Fred beat all the Dandelions together and made wine!

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"Before the 'stay at home order' I would just spray these weeds... Now pulling them something for me to do."

Big RV Camping

Have a Nice Day Bird Formation

Garden Furniture

Golfing Boss

Spa

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Working Holiday

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Cat in a flap

"It feels good to unwind..."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Dog Park / Cat Park

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Now here's a place I like!'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"I love this time of day."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Uptight End"

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Loofah Lady

'Fine. And you?'

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."