Outdoor Relaxaholic Gifts

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Mr. Punch in Venice

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"Shake! Good Dog."

Taking it easy

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Lounging by the pool

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Sunbathing in the park

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

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"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Summer Reading Group"

Desert Island Mishap

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'First of all, relax.'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."