Outdoor Relaxaholic Prints

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Shake! Good Dog."

Mr. Punch in Venice

Unguided imagery

Taking it easy

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Sunbathing in the park

Lounging by the pool

The Snooze Bar.

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Temporarily Unavailable

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Summer Reading Group"

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'First of all, relax.'

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

Desert Island Mishap

'When are you going to learn to relax?'