Outdoor Relaxation Guru Prints

Computer birdhouse.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Lazy Octopus

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

My God, I need to fart.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Yoga.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"Brave explorers of the world"

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Energy saving mode

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"It is my place!"

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

Problem Solving

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Yoga To-Do