Outdoor Solitude Lover Gifts

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"I gotta be me!"

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Sunbathing in Autumn

Man showing in the rain.

Relaxing in the Sun

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Marco ..."

Crowded Ice Fishing

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

A man rakes a tree

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Desert Island Mishap

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Picnic with thieves

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"Plus $600 for delivery."

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

Bear Signpost.

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

"Go ahead, it’ll put fur on your chest."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'