Outdoor Loners Gifts

"Hey pal, what I do above the tree line is my business and nobody else's."

Club Antisocial

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Man showing in the rain.

Sunbathing in Autumn

"Marco ..."

Relaxing in the Sun

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

A man rakes a tree

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

Picnic with thieves

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"Plus $600 for delivery."

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

Bear Signpost.

'Who said it couldn't be done?.'

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

"Go ahead, it’ll put fur on your chest."

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."