Deserted Solitude Enthusiast Gifts

'LAND!'

"I gotta be me!"

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

Drawing on an island.

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

Ship in a Bottle

'What luck!'

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

"At least you have a tree."

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

Pray it Don't Spry it.

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

Always! Just as I sit down to eat!

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'

"And he hits it, and the other guy hits it back, and the first guy hits it, and the second guy hits it back and-"

"Are they wet?"

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."