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'LAND!'

"I gotta be me!"

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

Drawing on an island.

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

Ship in a Bottle

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

'What luck!'

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

"At least you have a tree."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

Pray it Don't Spry it.

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'

"Are they wet?"

'That's all very well - but just suppose everybody decided to take 'just one bloody miserable bucket of sand'?'

Desert - Steep Hill sign.