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"And he hits it, and the other guy hits it back, and the first guy hits it, and the second guy hits it back and-"

Madness of isolation on a desert island.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Club Antisocial

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Banana Split Personality

Crowded Ice Fishing

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

This man is an island.

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

Drinking Companions

"Dear diary...Well at least I'm not having to watch the Oscars."

Peace. Love. Light

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."