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"I never knew it could be like this."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Club Antisocial

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Banana Split Personality

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

This man is an island.

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Just when you thought you had the beach to yourself.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"Dear diary...Well at least I'm not having to watch the Oscars."

Drinking Companions

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'I'm Bored'

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"