Solitude Appreciators Pillows

"I never knew it could be like this."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Club Antisocial

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Banana Split Personality

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Crowded Ice Fishing

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

This man is an island.

'Just when you thought you had the beach to yourself.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Drinking Companions

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'I'm Bored'

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'