Loneliness Appreciator T-Shirts

I'm so lonely out here. Ironically the ears of corn don't listen at all.

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Cellphone Islands

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'I'm Bored'

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

"All of my friends are imaginary."

Desert Planet

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

'What luck!'

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

"Beware of dog"

'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

Always! Just as I sit down to eat!

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

'Wow! I hope I'm not hallucinating again... What vision of beauty stands before me?'

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

Where's Mom?

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.