Loneliness Ponderer T-Shirts

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Cellphone Islands

"Needs to get a life"

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

"All of my friends are imaginary."

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

Desert Planet

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

'You're right, Mr, Haskins, those were extremely 'normal' word associations. Now let's try it without the thesaurus.'

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

'You will eventually discover that all women are the same. The only difference is how deep you have to go before you see the pixels.'

'Don't fight it, Fred - Just go with the flow.'

"With Mindfulness, one may learn to sit through all distractions."

That Socrates was an idiot. Not only is the unexamined life worth living, but there's more time to enjoy it without all that stupid introspection.

Man with a big question

'Are you the dove of peace?' 'Yes. What the hell d'you want?'

'Yeah, but that's life!'

'Would it be worse if I died young and healthy or old and decrepit?' - 'Hmmm...' - 'How about young and decrepit?' - '' - 'Why are you here, again?' - 'To help you brainstorm.'

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

"I'm not afraid of being alone. I just need someone around to discover my corpse because I can't afford a housekeeper."