Loneliness Ponderer Pillows

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Cellphone Islands

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Needs to get a life"

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

Desert Planet

"All of my friends are imaginary."

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

'You're right, Mr, Haskins, those were extremely 'normal' word associations. Now let's try it without the thesaurus.'

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

'You will eventually discover that all women are the same. The only difference is how deep you have to go before you see the pixels.'

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

'Don't fight it, Fred - Just go with the flow.'

"I'm not afraid of being alone. I just need someone around to discover my corpse because I can't afford a housekeeper."

'Would it be worse if I died young and healthy or old and decrepit?' - 'Hmmm...' - 'How about young and decrepit?' - '' - 'Why are you here, again?' - 'To help you brainstorm.'

Standup... Nihilist

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

'Are you the dove of peace?' 'Yes. What the hell d'you want?'

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

Man with a big question