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The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Cellphone Islands

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

Artist chained to his drawing.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

Keystone XL

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

"... and finally, to my children I leave the four mosquitos and the horsefly in the top left corner."

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"Half full, or half empty? Do you want a positive spin, or a negative spin?"

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Desert Island Surveillance.

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

Horatio T. Osborn, born 1787, died 1852, greatness thrust upon him 1825.

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"