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'Wish I had taken the HIGH road!'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Scurile travels

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

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Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Desert Island Surveillance.

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

Tourist Directions

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution