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"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

'There you go - I told you to watch out for that big portal in the middle of the road!'

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

TV Screen Portal

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Wildlife

Tourists

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Here's the parking lot."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Pyramid catflap...

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Business Duck

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

How they did it . . .

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Dog Igloo.

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'Camel'

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

'Where does this go?'

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"