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"They finally got around to reviewing his browsing history..."

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

"Is there a God?"

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Bizarre sights.

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"I want my job back."

Quick Crossword.

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

Cartoon heading in the right direction.

Dr. Rontgens shadow.

"If you retweet it and you have '0' followers, was it retweeted?"

Fruits and vegetables

Elevator dilemma.

"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"