Online Ponderer Gifts

"They finally got around to reviewing his browsing history..."

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

"Is there a God?"

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

The Big Four debate banking ethics

Bizarre sights.

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

Cartoon heading in the right direction.

Quick Crossword.

Dr. Rontgens shadow.

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Fruits and vegetables

"I want my job back."

Elevator dilemma.

"If you retweet it and you have '0' followers, was it retweeted?"

"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"