Digital Ponderer Gifts

Physician, Reboot Thyself

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

Progress?

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

After the summer holidays

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

Robot Attack in Bath

"Well I think the Real question is..."

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

CREEPY AF AI

What's 'Bitcoin'?

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

"My brother sent me a text which is pretty amazing because he hates technology and he's dead."