Digital Age Ponderer Gifts

'OMG! Ther wos a tym wen ppl talked 2 1 another?'

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

'What disturbs me most is the growing impersonality of daily life.'

Etch-A-Sketch VS. IPad

After the summer holidays

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

"Isn't this outdated because there are script fonts now?"

"To be honest, I was hoping for something a little more inspiring than just the benefits of shopping online."

"Mom, Dad, admit it - your dating agency was manipulated by russian hackers, right?"

What's 'Bitcoin'?

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"I can recall all my early milestones - my first bicycle, my first dog, my first password."

"Congratulations! Your baby has been born with everything it needs. He has all of his eyes, ears, toes, arms, fingers...and a smartphone!"

'I don't have a cell phone to look at, so I go to the mall and look at people looking at their cell phones.'

'Dad, tell us again about growing up without a search engine.'

'Technology has allowed us to fire half our staff only to pay an equal number of computer repair guys.'

"My brother sent me a text which is pretty amazing because he hates technology and he's dead."

Where to get help in the modern world?

"How are we supposed to eat homework when it's all digital?"

"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."

'Are you tweeting about this?'

"Should I hit 'CROSS' or 'LIKE'?"

"Further reminding us that without hashtags there is only the darkness."

"Say something, I've forgotten what you sound like."

Forgot Password & User ID

The Scene of the Crime

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

Evolution...the wifi rhino.

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Life after death

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"