Digital Transition Ponderer Gifts

"I haven't seen him since the office went paperless."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

Progress?

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

After the summer holidays

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

What's 'Bitcoin'?

CREEPY AF AI

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

"My brother sent me a text which is pretty amazing because he hates technology and he's dead."

'Are you tweeting about this?'

"I want my job back."

"Have they no shame?"

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

Etch-A-Sketch VS. IPad

"Yeah, I agree, it is a but unexpected since you were such a handsome caterpillar..."

'Are you sure we want to evolve? Remember what happened last time.'

"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."

"Isn't this outdated because there are script fonts now?"

'iPad, huh? When I was your age, I remember getting hold of a piece of carbon paper once. Amused myself for days - after I figured out how it worked.'