Digital Native Ponderer Gifts

'I feel worthless.'

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

Progress?

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

"What if it's smarter than us?"

After the summer holidays

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"Well I think the Real question is..."

Robot Attack in Bath

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

CREEPY AF AI

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

What's 'Bitcoin'?

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

"My brother sent me a text which is pretty amazing because he hates technology and he's dead."

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

'Are you tweeting about this?'

"If you retweet it and you have '0' followers, was it retweeted?"

"They're some kind of robot, perhaps artificially intelligent."

"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"

Etch-A-Sketch VS. IPad

'iPad, huh? When I was your age, I remember getting hold of a piece of carbon paper once. Amused myself for days - after I figured out how it worked.'

"I can remember when all we needed was someone who could carve and someone who could sew."

"Isn't this outdated because there are script fonts now?"

"These industrial robots don't complain, but they don't show fear, either. I miss the fear."