Techie Ponderer Gifts

'My computer doesn't understand me!'

Jean-Paul Sartre

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'At least I don't have his life.'

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

Idle parts

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

Progress?

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

"What if it's smarter than us?"

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"Well I think the Real question is..."

Robot Attack in Bath

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

"An equation for your thoughts?"

CREEPY AF AI

'Revolution? I thought you creatures said you wanted Evolution!'

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

'Well, so much for that round-earth theory of yours, smart guy.'

"Then on a lark, I made the foolish mistake of writing a program that did what I did."

"One thing I'll say for us, Meyer--we never stooped to popularizing science."

"I want my job back."