Tech Trouble Ponderer Gifts

"To Open This Attachment Or Not...That Is The Question!"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

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"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

Progress?

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

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"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

Computer Frustration

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

"Then on a lark, I made the foolish mistake of writing a program that did what I did."

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

Mountains and Molehills

'Our techies assure us no one stole the data. There were no hackers involved. We just lost it, all by ourselves.'

When computers are attacked by Spam.

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

"I can remember when all we needed was someone who could carve and someone who could sew."

If a cell phone vibrates in the woods, does anyone give a damn?

'True, we don't give out personal information, but every once in a while, the computer takes it upon itself to spill the beans.'

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

Do you have a problem?. . . Continue on as usual.

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

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Wanderer dropping phone above the sea of fog