Problem Ponderer Gifts

Do you have a problem?. . . Continue on as usual.

Mountains and Molehills

"The only thing I've learned from my mistakes is that apparently I'll keep making them."

Problem. . . Appropriate Amount Of Worry. . . Extra Worry Just To Be Sure. . . Even More Worry Days After Problem Forgotten About.

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

STRIP Rich man counting sheared sheep in his sleep

'You think you've got problems, how about me? I can't find the remote control for the TV!'

'Curiosity'

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

"Alcohol doesn't solve any problem. But neither does milk."

"I thought I knew the answer. . . and isn't it the thought that counts?"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Needs to get a life"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Optimist

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Schrödinger and his cat

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

'At least I don't have his life.'

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"