Question Ponderer Gifts

'Have you ever tried pushing a piece of string?.'

"As a matter of fact, we do have one question."

Which came first, the club or the hole?

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Needs to get a life"

Sauce for the Goose

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Afraid of change - leave it here.

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

'If you're omnipresent, why do I always have to climb way up here?'

CCTV in church.

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."

Le Penseur (D' Apres Rodin)