Big Question Ponderer Gifts

'It's just life, it has no meaning. I'm hungry.'

'Science versus religion?'

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

Lost and Profound.

Truth

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

"People are crazy."

Chicken and Egg playing baseball.

Brain versus Religion.

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

Mountains and Molehills

Which came first, the club or the hole?

'Finding the meaning of life is difficult enough. Now they want the meaning of life in 140 characters or less!'

"If you don't have anything profound to say, don't say anything at all."

Do you have a problem?. . . Continue on as usual.

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

"I'd like something profound, witty, and outrageously irreverent."

'What? -- All that work, and they don't even believe in evolution?'

'Have you ever tried pushing a piece of string?.'

"The only thing I've learned from my mistakes is that apparently I'll keep making them."

"As a matter of fact, we do have one question."

"Of course I envy you. I have to take them two at a time."

Man considering Reincarnation or Heaven

'Trying to find yourself, eh? — have you tried Google?'

Problem. . . Appropriate Amount Of Worry. . . Extra Worry Just To Be Sure. . . Even More Worry Days After Problem Forgotten About.

'Could you please tell me where the nearest level playing field is?'