Life's Big Questions Ponderer Gifts

'We're a lifestyle magazine for the terminally ill.'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"Death coach..."

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

Baxter finally gets a life

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

'Science versus religion?'

A Man Visits A Doctor To Ask About Marriage.

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

Chicken and Egg playing baseball.

'You know the rules, Mr Dotterill - you're only allowed one visitor at a time.'

'The Meaning of Life or your life!'

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.

"What if this is all there is?"

"You could try watching your diet or getting more exercise – but you'll just be delaying the inevitable."

'I've given up on looking for the bluebird of happiness. . . I'd settle for the chicken of contentment!'

Information desk at the top of a mountain.

'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.'

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

The Answer to Life.

"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today."

"Here he comes again. Bet you he talks about how we're all thrust into this world against our will."

'It's just life, it has no meaning. I'm hungry.'