Life's Big Question Asker Gifts

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

"Death coach..."

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

Baxter finally gets a life

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

"What's it all about?"

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

A Man Visits A Doctor To Ask About Marriage.

'Science versus religion?'

Chicken and Egg playing baseball.

"You could try watching your diet or getting more exercise – but you'll just be delaying the inevitable."

'The Meaning of Life or your life!'

"What if this is all there is?"

'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.'

Information desk at the top of a mountain.

'The meaning of life? -- You CAN take a joke, can't you?'

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

Man sees vending machine for 'Satisfaction' with an 'Out of Order' sign.

The Answer to Life.

"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today."