Life Questioner Gifts

Man sees vending machine for 'Satisfaction' with an 'Out of Order' sign.

The secret of life, the secret of happiness and Golf tips.

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"What's it all about?"

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

'The meaning of life? -- You CAN take a joke, can't you?'

'Trial and error - that's what I miss.'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Ostrich Curoisities

"Death coach..."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

Lost and Profound.

Baxter finally gets a life

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

'Is there a God? God knows...'

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

Religion, This End Up

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

The big life questions that really get us thinking.