Life Questioner Mugs

Man sees vending machine for 'Satisfaction' with an 'Out of Order' sign.

The secret of life, the secret of happiness and Golf tips.

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"What's it all about?"

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

'The meaning of life? -- You CAN take a joke, can't you?'

'Trial and error - that's what I miss.'

"It's time we have that talk about women, son. I have so many unanswered questions."

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Death coach..."

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

Ostrich Curoisities

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

Lost and Profound.

Baxter finally gets a life

'Is there a God? God knows...'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

'I don't think therefore I'm not.'

Religion, This End Up