Life Ponderers Gifts

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

'If fifty is the new seventy, when is the new dead?'

"It now appears as if I'll go through my entire life without ever sending a limo for anyone or having one sent for me."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"But what if this is all there is?"

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"Death coach..."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

Baxter finally gets a life

Truth

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

"The meaning of life? Funny you should ask."

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

"See, the problem with doing things to prolong your life is that all the extra years come at the end, when you're old."

'That's it?'

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

"What if this is all there is?"

"Remember when we used to flock together, instead of just tweeting all day on line?"

'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.'

"You could try watching your diet or getting more exercise – but you'll just be delaying the inevitable."

'The Meaning of Life or your life!'

'I've given up on looking for the bluebird of happiness. . . I'd settle for the chicken of contentment!'

Information desk at the top of a mountain.