Life's Choice Ponderer Gifts

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

"Call me?"

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"Death coach..."

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

Baxter finally gets a life

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

Truth

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

'You know the rules, Mr Dotterill - you're only allowed one visitor at a time.'

"You could try watching your diet or getting more exercise – but you'll just be delaying the inevitable."

'I've given up on looking for the bluebird of happiness. . . I'd settle for the chicken of contentment!'

'The Meaning of Life or your life!'

"Remember when we used to flock together, instead of just tweeting all day on line?"

"What if this is all there is?"

Information desk at the top of a mountain.

'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.'

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

The Answer to Life.

'He's going through a phase of wanting to be a grape again.'

"We are but snagged threads in Life's tapestry, Edna - I think that deserves a drink."

Officer Worker Evolution

"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today."

"Here he comes again. Bet you he talks about how we're all thrust into this world against our will."