Lifestyle Ponderer Gifts

"Are we talking about life style or orientation?"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Death coach..."

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

Baxter finally gets a life

Truth

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

Taylor, I've decided to sack you. I hope this doesn't affect our marriage in any way.

'You know you're 40 when...'(women)

'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.'

Information desk at the top of a mountain.

"I don't think I could fit another slice in...oh, hold on."

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

"Remember when we used to flock together, instead of just tweeting all day on line?"

"What if this is all there is?"

'The Meaning of Life or your life!'

"You could try watching your diet or getting more exercise – but you'll just be delaying the inevitable."

'I've given up on looking for the bluebird of happiness. . . I'd settle for the chicken of contentment!'

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'