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"Are we talking about life style or orientation?"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"Death coach..."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

Baxter finally gets a life

Truth

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

Taylor, I've decided to sack you. I hope this doesn't affect our marriage in any way.

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

'You know you're 40 when...'(women)

'The Meaning of Life or your life!'

"Remember when we used to flock together, instead of just tweeting all day on line?"

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

"You could try watching your diet or getting more exercise – but you'll just be delaying the inevitable."

Information desk at the top of a mountain.

'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.'

"What if this is all there is?"

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

The Answer to Life.