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'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

"Somehow, in all the confusion, I aged."

'The trouble with facing reality is you never know from which direction it's coming from.'

"Elsie is still waiting for postmenopausal zest to kick in."

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"I realize that each day is a gift. Now it's just a matter of figuring out how to exchange fourteen thousand six hundred of them."

Baxter finally gets a life

'Good news. Forty is the new twelve.'

'One day I'll stop to reflect on my career and marvel that I have time to reflect.'

The Answer to Life.

'Life is like a tin of sardines... we're all of us looking for the key!'

Shoulda Woulda Coulda

"Death coach..."

"You could try watching your diet or getting more exercise – but you'll just be delaying the inevitable."

'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.'

Life and Death.

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

'There's not enough time to do the nothings I never did.'

A man stands looking at a sign that shows a timeline labeled "Birth" and "Death" at opposite ends and an arrow pointing to the middle of the line labeled "You are here".

'Frank's life has finally gelled. He has decided to be an existential hero.'

"Look at us... We're 45 years old and we've made it. Great family, fantastic job, fancy cars, vacation trips... What's left for us? Only the boozing."

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Life Hourglass

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

"What if this is all there is?"

Inscription on Gravestone - BORN 1947 DELETED 2019

Information desk at the top of a mountain.

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

"We are but snagged threads in Life's tapestry, Edna - I think that deserves a drink."

'When I got hit by that truck last week, my whole life flashed before my eyes!'

'Today is the last day of the rest of your life.'

'The Meaning of Life or your life!'

"How fine is the line between death and a near death experience?"

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."