Life Transition Ponderer T-Shirts

"I'm getting old. My friends are starting to have kids on purpose."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

The fate of the emigrant

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"Death coach..."

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

Baxter finally gets a life

Doubt or Certainy

Truth

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

'So push has come to shove...'

"Have a nice day harvesting data, honey."

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

Women

PastFuture.

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."