Life Transition Ponderer T-Shirts

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

"I'm getting old. My friends are starting to have kids on purpose."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

The fate of the emigrant

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

"Death coach..."

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

Baxter finally gets a life

Doubt or Certainy

Truth

"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

"Have a nice day harvesting data, honey."

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

Glenn Hoddle

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

'So push has come to shove...'

Women

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

PastFuture.

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."